Sarah Palin's chest with polar bear lapel pin.

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Sarah Palin's chest with polar bear lapel pin.

So, I was watching Palin whip her crowd into another frothing frenzy on Monday when I noticed her polar bear lapel pin. Evidently, I have been so discombobulated by the bullshit that oozes out of her mouth that I haven’t spent enough time staring at her chest. Let me assure you, I will not cease my staring at her chest for the duration of her time in the national spotlight. That is my pledge to you, dear reader.

Polar Bears Against Palin

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Polar Bears Against Palin

Anywho…how the hell can anyone see her pin and not freak out? This is the woman who is trying to get polar bears removed from threatened status so she can drill for oil and natural gas. Clearly, she isn’t a fan of polar bears. I mean, hello? Their friggin’ terra firma is melting! If that isn’t threatened, I don’t know what is. (Edit: Just found a logical explanation for this. Palin must actually be a separatist.)

This woman is an abomination. She represents all of the worst characteristics of humanity. Personally, I think you should support the polar bears by purchasing the pin to the right (or a bumper sticker, magnet, etc).

For those of you that want to look just like this stalwart of American democracy, you have many options, too.