Posts tagged “John McCain”

Levi Johnston: Nutslinger

Levi Johnston's Wonderful Pistachios commercial


Levi Johnston is the unfortunate young man who managed to impregnate Bristol Palin and then was nearly forced into a shotgun wedding, staring down both barrels of the Republican National Committee and the McCain-Palin campaign. He narrowly averted that fate and has now gone on to sponsor pistachios. As Yakov Smirnoff says, “What a country!” I never got around to buying a “Free Levi” t-shirt, so I figured the least I could do is give his video a spin here.

Thanks, Shannon!

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Sarah Palin to step down on July 25

She will transfer power to Lieutenant Governor Sean Parnell. You are welcome, Alaska!

Update: Here is her resignation speech/press conference. She says she just doesn’t want to be a “lame duck”.

Sarah Palin announces her resignation as Alaska's Governor


However, FireDogLake is reporting that
This just in my in-box, from a source connected sometimes to CNN:

“Here’s a quote I got from law enforcement here in Alaska yesterday afternoon regarding Palin “a criminal indictment is pending authorization.”EdwardTeller
FireDogLake.com

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Sarah Palin’s break-up letter to John McCain

or, what it would sound like if she broke up with McCain.

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Quotable: James Madison

A standing military force, with an overgrown Executive will not long be safe companions to liberty. The means of defense against foreign danger, have been always the instruments of tyranny at home. Among the Romans it was a standing maxim to excite a war, whenever a revolt was apprehended. Throughout all Europe, the armies kept up under the pretext of defending, have enslaved the people.James Madison
Founding Father, Fourth President of the United States

Thanks, Justin!

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We, the People…

I was cleaning out an old folder on my hard drive the other day and found this piece that I wrote back on December 2, 2002, entitled “We, the People…” I don’t remember why I wrote it, but I thought it was interesting that six years to the day later, we are still fighting the exact same battles. Sure, we did elect Obama since I wrote this, but by and large, I still agree with my old self. Not sure if that is good or bad. You be the judge.

In the midst of the post-September 11 clamoring for justice, many Americans have readily accepted attacks on their civil liberties. A few individuals have addressed the aggressors, with John Ashcroft and John Poindexter drawing the bulk of the ire. The megalomaniacal fervor displayed by these two “patriots” is undeniable. However, there is little mention of a larger problem: we, the apathetic people.

The media repeatedly informs us that we are now a vigilant people. We are so vigilant that rather than demand genuine improvements in the security of our air travel, we Americans have allowed the development of futile safety standards and an increased visibility of security to satiate our need for actual security. Knitting needles, initially banned following September 11, are again in the cabins of airplanes. Likewise, scanning of checked luggage for explosives rarely occurs. Evidently, our vigilance only lasts until it is inconvenient.

Apathetic Americans are currently allowing national security concerns to trample our constitutional rights. Basic civics teaches us that the fourth amendment guarantees each American freedom from unreasonable search and seizure without probable cause. Ashcroft and Poindexter will gladly pilfer your fourth amendment rights from you in this time of terror, the former with the U.S.A. PATRIOT Act and the latter with his Total Information Awareness system.

An otherwise-intelligent American recently said to me, “I am not doing anything wrong, so why should I be afraid? Let Poindexter track my every move. Let Ashcroft try me in a secret court.” Skilled politicians easily manipulate those suffering from a myopic worldview. This is the most dangerous outlook to possess in times such as these and precisely that which we must combat if we are to preserve our freedoms. These are the attitudes that breed complacency. Complacency, once achieved within the masses, frees the authorities to alter reality. This includes dictating right and wrong.

It is critically important that we prevent Poindexter from assembling a dossier on every American by simply crying “Terrorism!” Most Americans, when informed, would not support this “experiment” with information gathering technology, budgeted for $200 million, enabling the gathering of every detail of the private and public life of every American without showing cause in open court. Likewise, there should be an outcry against Ashcroft’s prosecution of American citizens in secret tribunals. As Poindexter’s motto reads, “Scientia est Potentia,” knowledge is power. This power cannot lie in the hands of these men, while we sit accused of nothing. The apathy must stop here. It is imperative that Americans begin to engage in active citizenship.

In this tumultuous time, some are grasping for power that would be far out of reach in simpler times. Our new vigilance seemingly does not apply to protecting our inalienable rights as Americans. This unchecked ambition must not thrive. Adaptations are necessary in any time of war, but we must not sacrifice the fundamental freedoms that separate this nation from the rest of the world. It is the loss of those freedoms that will signal the victory of the terrorists.

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Quotable: United States Government

An Administrative Review Board has reviewed the information about you that was talked about at the meeting on 02 December 2005 and the deciding official in the United States has made a decision about what will happen to you. You will be sent to the country of Afghanistan. Your departure will occur as soon as possible.The United States Government

As Roger Cohen puts it in his New York Times op-ed, “That’s it, the one and only record on paper of protracted U.S. incarceration [at Guantanamo Bay]: three sentences for four years of a young Afghan’s life, written in language Orwell would have recognized.”

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Happy Thanksgiving from Sarah Palin

'Gobble, Gobble,' said Sarah the turkey.


Nevermind the turkey slaughter in the background. Sarah just wants to talk about how she is relieved to be away from such a cutthroat business. Happy early Thanksgiving from the Palins to you!

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The many things that Palin didn’t know

You betcha! This is just terrifying.


I know, I know. I said no more Palin. But the election between a Presidential candidate who is one generation removed from Africa and his opponent, who’s vice presidential candidate didn’t know that “Africa” wasn’t a country, is over. I now just want to try to sound the death knell of Sarah Palin’s national political career. Whether or not the reports in the above video are true, they are believable. That is enough reason to feel the bile rise in the back of your throat.

Clearly, Alaskan’s don’t really know how to elect reputable people. First, there was Palin. Then, on Tuesday, they re-elected Ted Stevens on the heels of him being convicted on seven felony counts relating to corruption. So we are left hoping that Steven’s doesn’t resign because then Palin can appoint herself to the United States Senate. Goo! This must not be allowed to happen.

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Hope

Today, the citizens of the United States cast (and the broader world witnessed) a repudiation of stupidity and intolerance. Tonight, we heard a noble conciliatory speech from John McCain and rousing, sober oratory from President-Elect Obama. I’m left with only one word: Hope.

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A couple last minute thoughts for election day

I haven’t been posting as much as I’d like to over the past week or so, but don’t think I’ve forgotten about you. I just want to remind you how important it is that you exercise your rights and vote tomorrow. Some of you may have already voted. Early voting is an excellent step in the right direction, removing one of the many barriers to participation in our democracy. To those who haven’t (including me), you may be in for a long wait tomorrow. More people are registered to vote this year than any year since women’s suffrage, 1920 for those scoring at home. It is worth waiting. It is worth taking a few hours away from work. This is important.

While at the polling place, you should bring along your digital camera or camcorder or whatever kind of recording device that may be handy and document your voting process. PBS and YouTube are hosting a Video Your Vote channel to host everyone’s experience. This has two huge benefits for society. First, it keeps a record of any shenanigans or voter suppression that may be going on out there (don’t ever forget what happened in 2000 and 2004). Second, it is a great way to promote active citizenry. Just make sure such recording is legal in your state.

Unfortunately, I won’t be able to video my vote as Kansas is quite restrictive on cameras in the polling booth. Rest assured, any snafus I encounter will be well-documented here. Thankfully, I get to vote with a trusty No. 2 pencil. No touch-screen for me!

Finally, if you do live in a state like Kansas, i.e. a foregone conclusion, please consider voting for a prominent third party candidate in any race. This is particularly true in the presidential race. The real impact of the electoral college, for those of us with minority viewpoints in foregone states, is the enhanced responsibility to try to increase the number of voices leading our country. Our only hope for getting better candidates is to get a diversity of viewpoints into the public forum. Sure, we can all espouse on the internet, but there is a monopoly on the top of the ticket. The corporate party rules all. I’m not telling you who to vote for, but please, consider a third party candidate.

If you do video your vote, post a link to it in the comments or embed it here and let us all see how it went for you. Good luck and good voting!

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