The dreaded 'Kansas Rectangle'

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The dreaded 'Kansas Rectangle'

The Onion has a classic dig on Kansas. Be sure to check it out.

For the record, this fair state of mine is not flat. If you want flat, go to Texas. My favorite line from the piece:
“Acquaintances of Corcoran say they warned him that once he entered the Rectangle, he would never make it back out, but he did not listen, and was drawn there to investigate tales of cheap tuition.”

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