The Onion has a classic dig on Kansas. Be sure to check it out.
For the record, this fair state of mine is not flat. If you want flat, go to Texas. My favorite line from the piece:
“Acquaintances of Corcoran say they warned him that once he entered the Rectangle, he would never make it back out, but he did not listen, and was drawn there to investigate tales of cheap tuition.”
#1 by Shelly on July 8, 2008 - 3:13 pm
I LOVE this article! We passed it around in the English department for days when it was first out on the Onion. People should be warned: You CAN get lost here.