Posts tagged “John McCain”

Levi Johnston: Nutslinger

Levi Johnston's Wonderful Pistachios commercial

Levi Johnston is the unfortunate young man who managed to impregnate Bristol Palin and then was nearly forced into a shotgun wedding, staring down both barrels of the Republican National Committee and the McCain-Palin campaign. He narrowly averted that fate and has now gone on to sponsor pistachios. As Yakov Smirnoff says, “What a country!” I never got around to buying a “Free Levi” t-shirt, so I figured the least I could do is give his video a spin here.

Thanks, Shannon!

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Sarah Palin to step down on July 25

She will transfer power to Lieutenant Governor Sean Parnell. You are welcome, Alaska!

Update: Here is her resignation speech/press conference. She says she just doesn’t want to be a “lame duck”.

Sarah Palin announces her resignation as Alaska's Governor

However, FireDogLake is reporting that

This just in my in-box, from a source connected sometimes to CNN:

“Here’s a quote I got from law enforcement here in Alaska yesterday afternoon regarding Palin “a criminal indictment is pending authorization.”EdwardTeller

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Sarah Palin’s break-up letter to John McCain

or, what it would sound like if she broke up with McCain.

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